[Forward-dated to tomorrow because I'm in surgery okay I'm *allowed*]

[unknownrival]

[Failed filter away from Diarmuid]
I'd like to speak to someone with medical experience as soon as possible, please. It's somewhat important in the 'oh god oh god oh god' sense of important.

[Failed filter to Diarmuid]
You need to come back right now. I can't tell you this over the internet.

[False pregnancy virus to start us off! Look, it's tomorrow in Australia and I have surgery to do.]

Comments

[sandinmyboots]

You're welcome. Let me show you how to take the panaceas.

[Kefka goes into his pack and pulls out a set of panaceas - small bags of herbs tied with red ribbon.]

Take me to your kitchen.

[unknownrival]

[Issei gets up and starts leading Kefka to the kitchen.]

How have you been?

[sandinmyboots]

I'm existing. The world goes on. I'm preparing for the final boss battle, and I pester people on here. It's...it's like one of those montages in the Earth movies where the calendar flies past.

[unknownrival]

Too boring for a real movie recording, hm.

[sandinmyboots]

Yes. It's just good for killing time. You know, I thought they'd have shown up by now.

[unknownrival]

Maybe they're not ready?

[sandinmyboots]

Nope! They're still gathering supplies and figuring out where everyone is. I scrambled their little group really well!

[unknownrival]

Congratulations. You're very talented.

[sandinmyboots]

I am, aren't I~?

[sandinmyboots]

But I wish they'd speed up a bit. It's getting boring waiting for them to show up.

[unknownrival]

Sadly I don't think they work according to your schedule.

[sandinmyboots]

Nope. I don't want to rush them, either. It's not like I get free redos.

[unknownrival]

Have to have the perfect final battle?