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[unknownrival]

Who. Spiked. My. Drink. Come here so that I can punch you.

[Locked to Tyki]
I'm very sorry, my behavior was inappropriate. The things I said should not have been said in polite company, even though you are a very attractive man and I meant that, I still shouldn't have said it. I hope this does not impact our friendship and perhaps it would be best if we forgot this ever happened?

Comments

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Buddhism. I was joking about the punching part. Mostly.

[material_guy]

Well, no religion really bans violence entirely no matter how fluffy and nice it pretends to be. Actually, the two probably go hand in hand, huh?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Buddhism is strongly against it, but bad things do happen.

[material_guy]

Most religions are, right? With a shit load of loopholes when it comes to whatever the religion calls important.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Buddhism does not fight holy wars.

[material_guy]

Seriously? Must be pretty new if it hasn't gotten to one yet.

Yeah, that makes sense... No one's heard of it 'n yer from the future, so...

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It isn't new! It's just not very popular in the West.

[material_guy]

Yer from Xing then, huh? Hnnn. I knew a... Someone who was pretty into religions and legends and shit, but I don't think They brought up anything like that...

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm from Japan. Have you ever heard of it?

[material_guy]

Nope. But world geography ain't my strongest point. I just know it's all gonna be mine eventually.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

How modest of you, Greed.

[material_guy]

Yer gonna be mine, too.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I will not! Don't say such things!

[material_guy]

I think yer gettin' really dirty ideas about this 'mine' business.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Is there any other way to interpret it...?

1/2

[material_guy]

For a guy who's supposed to have a clean, enlightened mind, you sure are havin' a rough time with a simple concept of one of mankind's most basic vices...

2/2

[material_guy]

...Mind too caught on Lust?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Shut up, shut up, shut up and be quiet...!

[material_guy]

Hit a soft spot, did I? Or maybe a spot so hard it's even more tender than a soft spot...

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Enough with your perversion!

[material_guy]

Iyaaaaa, didn't I say I didn't mean it like that? The only one thinking dirty thoughts is you...

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I refuse to believe that you did not intentionally lead me astray!

[material_guy]

In other words, you can't help thinkin' dirty thoughts about me?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Don't flatter yourself! You're not my type in the slightest; I have no desires for perverts like you.

[material_guy]

What kinda perverts do you have desires for?