[Failed lock to Haruto]

[unknownrival]

Haruto. H-how do we feel about threesomes and foursomes?

I love you dearly and no one else can replace you, but I have a line of people waiting to sleep with me, amd I want you to enjoy yourself too.

Comments

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

I know who you are and the answer is no!

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

...

Ouch.

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

I've read about you and what other people have said about you! I'd rather not, thank you!

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome, but I'm not that bad of a guy. Listen to your boyfriend.

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

Everything I've read and seen about, and from you is horrifying.

[screwloose]

You're right. Listen to your heart. We're dangerous psychos, and if I ever have you in a room with your clothes off, I'll have a scalpel in my hand, not a condom.

THE ONLY comment I was afraid to open...and this is why xDDD

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I lol'ed

[screwloose]

I'm glad we have an understanding. Have a nice day!

my poor baby :<<<<<<

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

Y-y-y-you too...

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

So what you've been stalking me? You of course realize that Issei's a hell of a lot closer to me than you are then.

And don't listen to Stein, he's just possessive and jealous as hell; we're not "dangerous psychos".

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

This isn't helping the situation.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Stop your whining. It doesn't make you any more attractive.

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

I have good reason to whine!

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Why? Because you're scared Issei might run off with someone else?

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

That - I - It isn't - THAT'S NOT NICE!

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

As you've already pointed out, I'm not a nice person.

[president-omg.livejournal.com]