[Failed lock to Haruto]

[unknownrival]

Haruto. H-how do we feel about threesomes and foursomes?

I love you dearly and no one else can replace you, but I have a line of people waiting to sleep with me, amd I want you to enjoy yourself too.

Comments

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'll never speak of it again.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Kill joy.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Faithful servant.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Man-slave~

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Be quiet.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

you ask for the impossible!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Make the impossible possible.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Even I am not that good.

So, do you know ho you're going to keep them off your back?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Be firm and insistent.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

I can do one better...a way to shut them up for good. You see, being firm doesn't mean they're not going to keep on harassing you...you need to be drastic.

So we should have an ISSEI TOURNAMENT!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...What's an Issei tournament?

You'll have to forgive him if he's totally serious about the idea

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Well, here's how it works!

All those who want to protect your virtue versus all those who want to soil your virtue in an all-out tournament style battle in which I CAN NOT LOSE!

Anyway...winner takes all.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...you know what? I don't think it would have many participants.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

That'll only make it easier to squash the competition!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Do I get veto power over the victors?

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

It's your tournament. You control all the little nuances.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Excellent. I suppose some power should be given to you, as the organizer.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Well, there's only one thing that I want. A very specific rule.

If you cripple or kill your opponent, then you are automatically disqualified.

That should keep everyone alive and happy...and it should keep things on a pretty even keel.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Yes, it should.

You know that I'm just going to pick Haruto no matter what?

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Well you should pick Haruto no matter what, but weren't you giving a threesome/foursome some thought?

This should curb that kind of temptation and it should stop people from harassing you or...in Tyki's case it should stop him from trying to get into your pants.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You can organize it if you want. But the sole victor will always be Haruto, because he doesn't want a threesome.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Well this is mostly an effort to keep people off of your back and from putting stupid ideas into your head. You wouldn't want to inadvertently hurt him would you? You were thinking about doing it with other people, about that "line" of people. You should make an effort to say your serious and those behind you should help support you right? I don't like sad faces either. So this is my way of saying I support you!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

O...kay?

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Alright!

[ooc: I have to ask you first if you wouldn't mind seriously seeing an Issei tournament take place? Because Lavi is totally serious.]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Don't go overboard. And don't let on that I agreed to this.

((You're welcome to try to get participation!))