[Failed lock to Haruto]

[unknownrival]

Haruto. H-how do we feel about threesomes and foursomes?

I love you dearly and no one else can replace you, but I have a line of people waiting to sleep with me, amd I want you to enjoy yourself too.

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[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

We'll just have to make sure no one gets to find out the horrible atrocities you've committed then. [He folds his arms over his chest] If it comes down to it, just blame it on Wesker. "Oh he would have killed me if I didn't! I didn't want to!" Something like that.

[screwloose]

[Eyeroll, then settles more comfortably against him] You've just been waiting for this, haven't you?

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Yeah, for about the past three months. [Leans against him and smirks] Is it so wrong that I want you to have a little fun now and then?

[screwloose]

[Leans on, not as irritated as he wishes he were] You had fun with that zombie, and I helped you with that.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

But did you have fun.

[screwloose]

[He shifts a little, then sighs] Of course I had fun.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

[Birkin raises an eyebrow] I never thought I'd say this, but Medusa was right about you.

[screwloose]

[That sobers him like a bucket of water to the face] Was she?

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

She'd go on and on about how you're hiding your real self because you were worried about... Something, I don't know. [He shrugs] She was right.

[screwloose]

[Sigh] Yeah, she was right about that. But don't tell her, okay?

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Oh I wouldn't worry. I'll probably be too busy eviscerating her to try and attempt pleasant conversation about how right she was. [He giggles a bit too himself and winks]

[screwloose]

[He laughs and gives Birkin a squeeze] And I'll be right there beside you!

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Mm careful that might turn into a threesome.

[screwloose]

Only if she's grown up, though.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

What ever happened to you being a pedophile?

[screwloose]

Oh right. Right. I forgot. In that case, hoooo baby!

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

[Birkin just bursts into a laughing fit Yukiko would be proud of]

[screwloose]

[He snickers and laughs along, enjoying it]

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

[He wraps his arms around Stein's chest tightly, still giggling a bit. Birkin's almost pathetically glad to hear him laughing after what he said earlier]