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[unknownrival]

[OH GOD WHAT IS THAT

It's apparently some kind of dog, and it yelps before knocking into the camera again.]

Down, boy! [Issei comes into the room, and the... creature rushes over to him and licks his face.]

I guess this is as good a time as any to introduce Henry to all of you. Isn't he cute? Birkin gave him to me! None of the monks are allergic to him, it's wonderful!

Comments

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

Still, I'll have to talk to him about this.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Please don't get angry at him? I've never had a pet before...

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

One would think a hamster would be more suitable.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Can't. One of the monks is allergic to hamster hair. We also have monks allergic to cat hair, and goldfish are boring.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

A rabbit then.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I was turned into a rabbit once, I'm not going to own a rabbit. That's just begging for trauma flashbacks.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

You could use it as an opportunity to move past your trauma.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't want to. Besides, Henry is a perfectly fine dog.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

I'm fairly sure we have very different ideas on the definition of 'fine'.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

He's cute, he lives on things that I can feed him, and he likes me.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

It's dead, it could quite easily turn, whatever Birkin has said, and it is very much capable of killing someone.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

So am I. So is Birkin. And nobody ever said that I wasn't cute, and Birkin is adorable.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

I must say, you don't seem much the killing type.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I killed someone just this week. If it's in defense of those I'm loyal to, I can do it.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Ehheheh... H-he asked. Begged, really!

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

For a dead. Dog. And you just gave it to him.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

...But look! Isn't it just so cute?

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

You're asking me about whether something looks cute.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

I'm trying really hard to not end up as dead as that dog, okay?

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

Honestly, that'd be an overreaction - it would be nice if you could refrain from giving away parts of Umbrella's work.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

I figured a Cerberus was well-known enough at this point. Sorry, Wesker; I wasn't thinking.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

It is here, of course, but who knows what it might do there? ...Still, he seems happy enough with it.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

It could infect his whole world. Oh what a shame that would be.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

Your concern is so very touching.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

You know how much I like looking out for my ~*~friends~*~