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[unknownrival]

Shirou, Archer, it really doesn't matter who cooks for me today. If you can't come to some agreement, I'll just head back to the temple and have one of the monks make something.

Kid, you're going to have to wear something other than your heisting clothes eventually. For one thing, you can't sleep in them.

Haruto... yes, Archer is a spirit, but he isn't out to get you. Please treat him with a bit more respect than that.

Honestly, you all. [He chuckles fondly.] What am I to do with you?

((Issei's fondest wish is to have everyone he's in love with love him back, so now he lives in Shirou's house and has a harem. Kaito and Haruto are free to point out that they're definitely not there with him at the moment, to which Issei will D8.))

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Don't you want me to be happy now, Birkin?

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

...Okay you win.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you understand. In return, I wish you the most happiness possible.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Yeah, thanks. Live it up while you can, right?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Of course. Making out with a boyfriend in approximately three seconds.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Have fun with that.

[Five minutes later.]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Oh, I did. Thank you very much for wishing it upon me.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

...Good to know. Don't have too much fun now.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Why not? Do you have something against fun?

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Not really, but just... Be careful with yourself.

Guess who misunderstands what being careful is.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...

I assure you, we're being completely safe. Did you think I would do something so risky?

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

...That's not what I meant, but make sure you use protection too. I'm more concerned with your heart, frankly.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Oh... well, you should have mentioned that before I embarrassed myself!

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Well I didn't know you were going to start talking about condoms!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Why was I supposed to think anything else when you started talking about protecting myself in conjunction with 'having too much fun'?!

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Not that I was talking about STDs!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You're a doctor!

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

But I haven't done STDs since college!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That doesn't mean they aren't on your mind occasionally!

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

No, not really. More worried about bleeding to death, I guess.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...anyway, I have no reason to suspect that my heart is in danger.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

I hope you're right.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the concern. You are truly a dear.