[Fail!private, forward-dated to after the virus.]

[unknownrival]

I would appreciate if viruses would remember that I am, in fact, taken. They affect what I think, which affects what I do, which can be extremely embarrassing and regrettable.

Comments

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Stay here. I'll protect you.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want to put you in danger. I appreciate that, though.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't want you in danger.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'll be fine. I'm sure I will. Yup.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Could you be any less convincing?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Probably if I really, really wanted to be.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Come. Here. You don't deserve to die from this.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

If it gets to that point, I swear to you, you'll be the first place I go.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I will hold you to that.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I know you will. Don't worry.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...I'm glad to know that we were still friends, even in crazyworld.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

What can I say? We make quite a pair.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Not quite the odd couple, but interesting nonetheless.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I don't know, you're probably OCD enough to be Felix.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I have no OCD qualities whatsoever.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Lies!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Name two.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

You're really going to make me prove it?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't believe you in the slightest!

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Well, I can't prove it, but pay attention, and you'll realize soon enough.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You're lying. I won't believe such a stupid thing.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

That's what you say now~

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Why is it that you're the one who always has the upper hand on me?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Because I've been debating stupid points for a lot longer than you've been alive.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I liked it better when you were blushing and stammering at me.