[Fail!private, forward-dated to after the virus.]

[unknownrival]

I would appreciate if viruses would remember that I am, in fact, taken. They affect what I think, which affects what I do, which can be extremely embarrassing and regrettable.

Comments

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

...Are you all right, Issei-san?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm fine. It's someone else I'm truly worried about.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

What do you mean?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Kissed someone who hates me while under the effects of the virus.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Ah! Really?

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

These viruses don't seem to care about that kind of stuff...this one was pretty fun, actually.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You didn't do what I did. Your opinion holds no weight.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

That's a matter of opinion. So what did you do anyway?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Made out with someone who a) is not my boyfriend, b) doesn't like me at all, and c) does not deal well with anything gay or gay-related. Like making out.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh...sounds complicated. Who? I imagine it's a long list.

[pandorabox]

... what happened?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

This was intended to be private... Hondou and I. Kissed.

[pandorabox]

. . .

Well, other than that, did you... er. Enjoy the virus?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Other than that, it was fun.

[pandorabox]

One of my better pranks too, I think!

[material_guy]

You complain when the viruses make you go at it with your boyfriend and when they give you an excuse to go at it with anyone else. There's just no satisfying you, is there?

Y'know never bein' satisfied might mean yer just pickin' all the wrong partners.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't complain about sex with my boyfriend.

[material_guy]

Even when viruses make you rail at him like a mad dog in heat over 'n over 'n over 'n over?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Who gave you the right to speak that way to me?!

[material_guy]

See? You even get upset when it's about great sex with him all night long. I assume it's great... Or is that why yer so hush-hush about it...?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Okay, you know what, you weren't dressed as a girl.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I've been dressed as a girl. Multiple times, both when I was actually a woman and when I was not. While more personally embarrassing than cheating on my boyfriend, crossdressing makes me feel less like a bad person.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Now imagine being dressed like a girl and wanting to fuck everything with a pulse. ...Actually that's a lie. Because Shito and Chika don't have pulses.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...That's me, in the minds of fangirls. I'll bet anything.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Least it's not you in reality. ...Even if it was an alternate reality.