[Fail!private, forward-dated to after the virus.]

[unknownrival]

I would appreciate if viruses would remember that I am, in fact, taken. They affect what I think, which affects what I do, which can be extremely embarrassing and regrettable.

Comments

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

...Are you all right, Issei-san?

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

These viruses don't seem to care about that kind of stuff...this one was pretty fun, actually.

[pandorabox]

... what happened?

[material_guy]

You complain when the viruses make you go at it with your boyfriend and when they give you an excuse to go at it with anyone else. There's just no satisfying you, is there?

Y'know never bein' satisfied might mean yer just pickin' all the wrong partners.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Okay, you know what, you weren't dressed as a girl.