[Fail!private, forward-dated to after the virus.]

[unknownrival]

I would appreciate if viruses would remember that I am, in fact, taken. They affect what I think, which affects what I do, which can be extremely embarrassing and regrettable.

Comments

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...How am I supposed to judge that...?

[material_guy]

If you have to even ask how yer judging, it's not good. Good sex is either good or some level of decent. Or bad. Then there's the upper levels, but if you have to ask, like I said, yer definitely not there.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I know it isn't bad.

[material_guy]

That's all you can say for it?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You don't deserve to know the details.

[material_guy]

Nice cover, Monk. If you can't even say it's good, that's more detail than a lot of specific shit you could say.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I never said it was bad! I refuse to speak to you about it whatsoever!

[material_guy]

Also never said it was good.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

If I give you any details you'll be thinking about them.