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[unknownrival]

I made out with a woman.

I made out with a woman of my own free will.

Even if it is someone I respect and care about deeply, that's still...

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[material_guy]

No, it's pretty tame, but it's a start.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I do so hate you, Greed.

[material_guy]

So some day you might try and make out with me of your own free will?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

The idea is incredibly repulsive.

[material_guy]

More or less than the idea of makin' out with girls?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

More. Much more, in some cases.

[material_guy]

You have gotten real fond of girls lately. If you made out with one.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Karen is very special to me, that's all.

[material_guy]

And hot. She's also hot to you.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That too.

[material_guy]

Long hair, soft face, boobs, curves and all.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I am only going to comment on the first two.

[material_guy]

The boobs and curves are just things you put up with instead of liking, huh?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...It's impolite to mention them.

[material_guy]

Then it's fine! I ain't polite company.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's true... Still. I don't dislike them in the least, but I can't make crude comments about them.

[material_guy]

But a tasteful compliment's just fine. Right?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

In that case, they're, um... soft?

[material_guy]

So you felt her up, too.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Only for a few seconds!

[material_guy]

It's a start!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

This isn't progressing any further.

[material_guy]

Believe in yourself!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't want to go any further or even repeat the experience!

[material_guy]

See, now that sounds impolite. Like it was gross. Like she's gross.