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[unknownrival]

I hate you, Kinoko Nasu. I hate you for writing the story of my world and putting lines like this in.

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[starofchaos]

...

Perhaps this world was the lucky one after all... I doubt this writer survived.

[unknownrival]

There is something to be thankful for in every tragedy.

[starofchaos]

Does it get much worse?

[unknownrival]

Knock yourself out.

[starofchaos]

[After a few minutes...]

Well now. Clearly this is actually the work of a demon masquerading as a human. Most likely Mara.

[unknownrival]

He would do this kind of thing, wouldn't he. But, no, I think humans are capable of this as well...

[starofchaos]

Yes, I'm sure. But surely even humans are incapable of such gross misconceptions about the human form.

[unknownrival]

If this was written by a teenager I would be quick to deny that; as it is, I can only claim that he is terrible at metaphors beyond all imagining.

[starofchaos]

Oh dear. Then perhaps it would be best to educate him?

By the way, what do you know of Mara? You seemed to recognise the name. It sounds as if you've had experiences with demons.

[unknownrival]

If I could, I would.

I would be a fairly poor monk not to recognize Mara's name, wouldn't I? Although I can only say I've met a few demons, and all of them here, I know my legends and myths very well and suspect that all of them are true in some form, somewhere.

[starofchaos]

Ah, I see. My apologies. I didn't precisely mean that Mara.

[unknownrival]

In that case, I probably don't know the specific Mara you mean.

[starofchaos]

It is a demon... but... well. It has a rather unique form.

[A beat.]

Mara is a gigantic demon shaped like a misshapen green erect penis. It rides a chariot.

...demons take their appearances from the minds of mortals, after all.

[unknownrival]

...

You know, I don't think any of the pictures I've seen resemble that.

[starofchaos]

...you are truly missing out. It can be quite entertaining to see.

[unknownrival]

Then obviously, you're going to have to introduce me to a giant penis in a chariot one day.

[starofchaos]

If I see it around, I might. Still, it would be quite foolish of me to set foot outside the buildings if I could help it, let alone to seek out such a dangerous beast. Quite an alarming prospect.

[unknownrival]

Ah, of course. Forgive me, I didn't mean to suggest you put yourself in danger.

[starofchaos]

It's quite alright. Unfortunately there are still many demons roaming around outside even now.

[unknownrival]

Take good care of yourself.

[starofchaos]

I will. Don't worry about that.

[unknownrival]

I'll try not to.