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I hate you, Kinoko Nasu. I hate you for writing the story of my world and putting lines like this in.

I'm assuming it had something to do with your father's grotesque member and your mother's foaming love juice.

I hate you too, William.

Though I will say, grotesque is a very good word to describe a dick. Dicks are hideous. Not quite as hideous as vaginas, but they're pretty nasty.

I don't have anything against them.

Neither did I, but you see one that's been hacked up and re-stitched, and you too will start calling them grotesque.

I have no intention of sleeping with Stein or in any other situation seeing his penis.

You say that like you don't know me and don't realize that I am exactly the sort of person to send you a picture just to fuck with you.

I am sure that sending me a picture of your boyfriend's penis counts as some method of bizarre flirting.

Would video be any better?

Not in the slightest.

I'd probably call you a prude if I didn't love that about you.

Which is also calling me a prude.

Shit you're onto me!

How did I ever figure it out.

You're just too smart for me, kid.

That really is saying something.

Clearly you're a super genius Issei! Congrats!

Thank you, thank you.