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I hate you, Kinoko Nasu. I hate you for writing the story of my world and putting lines like this in.

I hate you too, William.

Though I will say, grotesque is a very good word to describe a dick. Dicks are hideous. Not quite as hideous as vaginas, but they're pretty nasty.

I don't have anything against them.

Neither did I, but you see one that's been hacked up and re-stitched, and you too will start calling them grotesque.

I have no intention of sleeping with Stein or in any other situation seeing his penis.

You say that like you don't know me and don't realize that I am exactly the sort of person to send you a picture just to fuck with you.

I am sure that sending me a picture of your boyfriend's penis counts as some method of bizarre flirting.

Would video be any better?

Not in the slightest.

I'd probably call you a prude if I didn't love that about you.

Which is also calling me a prude.

Shit you're onto me!

How did I ever figure it out.

You're just too smart for me, kid.

That really is saying something.

Clearly you're a super genius Issei! Congrats!

Thank you, thank you.