[Locked from anyone under 16. NSFW.]

[unknownrival]

I hate you, Kinoko Nasu. I hate you for writing the story of my world and putting lines like this in.

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[unknownrival]

Is that really an appropriate endearment for me?

[glimmerous_fop]

Why wouldn't it be?

[unknownrival]

I don't feel like a babe.

[glimmerous_fop]

Not feeling sexy at all today?

[unknownrival]

Not at all.

[glimmerous_fop]

That's no good at all a good looking guy should feel sexy, ja? This I cannot abide.

[unknownrival]

Remember that this conversation was originally about grotesque members and foaming love juice. I don't think I'm going to feel sexy for months.

[glimmerous_fop]

Absurd! Getting distracted over such small details like bad writing! What you do in an un-sexy situation is get naked with someone attracive and have them scrub your body until you feel clean and sexy all over! It works.

[unknownrival]

And I suppose you're volunteering for that.

[glimmerous_fop]

It could be very therapeutic.

[unknownrival]

I don't understand why you're pursuing me.

[glimmerous_fop]

Clearly I like you and want to help you, is it strange?

[unknownrival]

It's very strange. Very.

[glimmerous_fop]

So you're rejecting my offer after all.

[unknownrival]

...I didn't say that.

[glimmerous_fop]

Oh, then I guess I would be mistaken? Though I wouldn't force you to do something, it's always an open offer.

[unknownrival]

When are you free...?

[glimmerous_fop]

My schedule is flexible, I'm free any time that's good for you.

[unknownrival]

I'm not busy.

[glimmerous_fop]

Do you have a world hop?

[unknownrival]

I can find one.

[glimmerous_fop]

Where would you be more comfortable?

[unknownrival]

Your world.

[Definitely not the temple.]

[glimmerous_fop]

Then my home is open to you, I'll run the bath.

[unknownrival]

Thank you.

[Actionspam, assumed...?]