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[unknownrival]

Today Father asked me why our emergency kit contains a semen sample.

Note to self: move that to somewhere less logical and more hidden.

My life is an H-game and I hate it.

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[lotuslegend]

[she waves it off with a shake of her hand.]

Why do you have that stuff in an emergency kit anyways?

[unknownrival]

To transfer mana.

[lotuslegend]

...you transfer mana from...semen?

[LMAO WHAT]

[unknownrival]

All bodily fluids work, but that's the most efficient route. Blood is next best.

[lotuslegend]

You'd think blood would be most efficient.

[At least from her point of view. Seeing as she's constantly kicking people's asses and is a celibate miko.] Aren't you a priest, or something?

[unknownrival]

You would think so, but no.

Yes, and?

[lotuslegend]

I dunno about you, maybe there's a difference between Shintoism and Buddhism, but don't vows prevent something like that?

[it's mostly 'snrk' at this point, don't take her too seriously]

[unknownrival]

Japanese Buddhism allows monks to marry and so forth.

[lotuslegend]

Well, now, color me enlightened!

[she can't snrk hard enough, 99.99% chance she already knew this and is doing this because lol]

[unknownrival]

Glad to help.