[Failed!private]

[unknownrival]

Today Father asked me why our emergency kit contains a semen sample.

Note to self: move that to somewhere less logical and more hidden.

My life is an H-game and I hate it.

Comments

video;

[lotuslegend]

[BRB COMPLETELY LAUGHING HER ASS OFF]

[bornfromdeath]

...

Why do you have that in your emergency kit? Don't those usually require specialized freezing?

[unknownrival]

For what purpose?

video;

[unknownrival]

This wasn't meant to be public.

Voice

[starofchaos]

[Don't mind Louis, just laughing. Although Issei might not be able to tell at first since he sounds... remarkably youthful.]

You were asking for it, hiding it in such an easily-accessible place.

[lotuslegend]

S-Shouldn't you know better by now the things you mean to make private end up public at the most inopportune moments? F...fff...

[yeah another gigglefit coming]

Voice

[unknownrival]

I wasn't intending to hide it, all right. I just didn't realize how awkward it would be to explain to anyone who didn't need it.

[bornfromdeath]

For any. Sperm deteriorates unless cryogenically frozen. It becomes useless pretty fast.

["I can't believe I'm discussing this."]

[unknownrival]

Ugh, I know that's true but I don't want to admit it...

[unknownrival]

I don't really have methods to cyrogenically freeze things in my temple, but mana and sperm aren't really the same thing...

Voice

[starofchaos]

[Suddenly! Older.]

What part... of keeping foreign sperm... did not require hiding?

Voice

[unknownrival]

[Why do you keep doing that.]

It's not foreign, it's mine.

Though now that you mention it, you can send me a sample of yours for the holidays, I'm sure you're loaded.

[bornfromdeath]

...

I'm not even going to ask. Just hope the 'mana' isn't affected by it either.

Wouldn't the vents be a better place?

[unknownrival]

Thank you. I'll try there.

Voice

[starofchaos]

[Because he wanted to be nice and realised you would not be comfortable discussing this with a kid!]

Rather forward, don't you think?

[lotuslegend]

You've been here longer than I have, right? This should be a fact.

Voice

[unknownrival]

[Thank you.]

It's not like I'm asking you to sleep with me. Or impregnate anyone. I just think it would be useful to have some mana lying around.

[unknownrival]

Call it a lapse of memory.

[lotuslegend]

[she waves it off with a shake of her hand.]

Why do you have that stuff in an emergency kit anyways?

[unknownrival]

To transfer mana.

[lotuslegend]

...you transfer mana from...semen?

[LMAO WHAT]

Voice

[starofchaos]

The first is far less risky. Explain the meaning of this to me?

[unknownrival]

All bodily fluids work, but that's the most efficient route. Blood is next best.

Voice

[unknownrival]

Mana concentrates in bodily fluids. This is the logic for sex as a method of healing someone or restoring their energy - a rather flimsy and obvious method of selling a game as an eroge, but nonetheless that's how my world was designed and those are the rules of magic here.

Supposing that someone was in no shape to have sex, or that I was in no shape to provide any at the time, having some stored away for later use would be helpful.

[lotuslegend]

You'd think blood would be most efficient.

[At least from her point of view. Seeing as she's constantly kicking people's asses and is a celibate miko.] Aren't you a priest, or something?