[Failed!private]

[unknownrival]

Today Father asked me why our emergency kit contains a semen sample.

Note to self: move that to somewhere less logical and more hidden.

My life is an H-game and I hate it.

Comments

[material_guy]

No magical pearl necklaces, eh?

[unknownrival]

Only the literal kind.

[material_guy]

Nnn... You're the head monk at your temple, aren'tcha?

[unknownrival]

Yes... I don't like where this is going already...

[material_guy]

Being a monk is a spiritual thing.

[unknownrival]

Of course.

[material_guy]

Spirituality is mystical. Magical.

[unknownrival]

And?

[material_guy]

The head monk's in charge of the other monks, looks after their development. Spiritually.

[unknownrival]

Stop. Don't say anything else about this or I'm going to ban you.

[material_guy]

According to your Science Buddy's boss, you were already plannin' to cut me off.

[unknownrival]

That's because I become angry in your presence and I have to learn to control myself better.

[material_guy]

If you spit and froth at the mouth, that'd be worth saving, too!

[unknownrival]

...It has so little comparatively that it's not worth the trouble.

[material_guy]

So you don't even bother to swap a little spit and make out before pushing him down? Shit, and people call me cold...

[unknownrival]

Greed. Just stop.

[material_guy]

You got a lot of people willing to fight for you, and most of 'em wanna make out and more with you. You got a good excuse to make 'em happy now. Call it "Battle Strategy."

[unknownrival]

You're ridiculous.

[material_guy]

You keep jizz in your first aid kit. You're way ahead of me on that one.

[unknownrival]

Point taken, but...

[material_guy]

But.

[unknownrival]

I wasn't going to use it on anyone but one person.

[material_guy]

That's no good! You got a duty to your people!

[unknownrival]

No.

[material_guy]

Your boyfriend's one of those super magic servant things.