[Failed!private]

[unknownrival]

Today Father asked me why our emergency kit contains a semen sample.

Note to self: move that to somewhere less logical and more hidden.

My life is an H-game and I hate it.

Comments

[glimmerous_fop]

You don't have to have a thing for someone just because they're easy on the eyes. You haven't said a thing about Morrigan and she's very easy on the eyes and you don't have a thing for me and I know I'm easy on the eyes.

[unknownrival]

Morrigan's a woman - she's largely outside the range of my tastes. You and I wouldn't work out.

[glimmerous_fop]

It's because you dumped me, but you're talking about something beyond aesthetics. Even a gay man would look at Morrigan and realize she's beautiful.

[unknownrival]

She's really not to my tastes.

[glimmerous_fop]

Eh? So that would mean Wesker wouldn't be aesthetically to your tastes. So what kind of girl would be to your tastes?

[unknownrival]

Well, Mag is lovely...

[glimmerous_fop]

Yeah, she is beautiful.

[unknownrival]

Someone more like that.

[glimmerous_fop]

I see, I can understand tastes like that too.

[unknownrival]

...Anyway, Wesker is still a terrible choice.

[glimmerous_fop]

Really? Why is that? I mean apart from your dislike of him, physically I couldn't complain.

[unknownrival]

Dislike doesn't cover it.

[glimmerous_fop]

Deepest, unparalleled loathing then.

[unknownrival]

That should be sufficient.