[Failed!private]

[unknownrival]

Today Father asked me why our emergency kit contains a semen sample.

Note to self: move that to somewhere less logical and more hidden.

My life is an H-game and I hate it.

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[touchofgenius]

That somebody was Wesker; that doesn't even count.

[unknownrival]

And you've been kind to me. You're a good friend.

[touchofgenius]

I also destroyed a city and am working toward ending the world.

[unknownrival]

...I still like you.

[touchofgenius]

Yeah, but that doesn't mean a whole lot when it comes to, you know, me being a good person or not.

[unknownrival]

Well, too bad. You're stuck with me.

[touchofgenius]

I don't mind that so much, really. I'm just pointing out that it's probably not in your best interests. Nor has it ever been. Not like that has ever stopped you.

[unknownrival]

I don't care for such unimportant things as my best interest when it's your friendship we're talking about.

[touchofgenius]

But I care about your best interest. And it makes me nervous that you're not thinking about it. You don't want to make me nervous, do you? I might have a heart attack. I'm old.

[unknownrival]

You are not about to have a heart attack, you're only, what, thirty-eight?

[touchofgenius]

Thirty-nine, thank you very much. I'm old Issei!

[unknownrival]

You're not that old. Call me again when you qualify for a senior citizen's discount.

[touchofgenius]

I'm gettin' there, Issei. I'm gettin' there.

[unknownrival]

You'll always have me, even when you are actually old and grey.

[touchofgenius]

That's pretty gay.

[unknownrival]

While I am pretty gay, I'm not making a pass at you right now.

[touchofgenius]

I'm also pretty gay, and I'm also glad you're not making a pass at me. That does not, however, make your statement any less homosexual.

[unknownrival]

I like to think of it as disturbingly intense friendship.

[touchofgenius]

Gaaaaaaaaay.

[unknownrival]

Oh come on.

[touchofgenius]

I can't help how gay you are Issei. Sorry.

[unknownrival]

Said by the flagrant homosexual.

[touchofgenius]

I'm not saying I'm not equally gay, I'm just saying you are also gay.

[unknownrival]

Why are we arguing about this?

[touchofgenius]

I don't know.