[Failed!private]

[unknownrival]

Today Father asked me why our emergency kit contains a semen sample.

Note to self: move that to somewhere less logical and more hidden.

My life is an H-game and I hate it.

Comments

Voice

[starofchaos]

The first is far less risky. Explain the meaning of this to me?

Voice

[unknownrival]

Mana concentrates in bodily fluids. This is the logic for sex as a method of healing someone or restoring their energy - a rather flimsy and obvious method of selling a game as an eroge, but nonetheless that's how my world was designed and those are the rules of magic here.

Supposing that someone was in no shape to have sex, or that I was in no shape to provide any at the time, having some stored away for later use would be helpful.

Action

[starofchaos]

[A voice behind him whispers...]

I doubt any mortal could handle the amount of mana in my emissions.

Action

[unknownrival]

lakdlskdlsdkls why do you do that?!

Action

[starofchaos]

Punishment.

Well then. To business?

[He carelessly steals Issei's chair, reclining on it.]

As an alternative though, would mp-restoratives work in your world, I wonder?

Action

[unknownrival]

Possibly. That might be a simpler way of going about things.

Action

[starofchaos]

For the moment then, I suggest we engage in trade. If the restoratives do nothing, then we can negotiate on the other front.

Action

[unknownrival]

That's fine with me - preferred, really. What would you like in return?

Action

[starofchaos]

...allow me to partake of your energy.

Action

[unknownrival]

Hm? All right then. Let me go get that sample, I haven't moved it yet.

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[starofchaos]

...

Action

[starofchaos]

No, Issei. Stay here.

Action

[unknownrival]

O...kay?

Action

[starofchaos]

I didn't mean your- ugh, let me retry this. Hold still. This might hurt a little.

[Leaning a liiiittle too close there.]

Action

[unknownrival]

[Issei holds still, even though he'd really like to lean back a bit. But he trusts Louis not to hurt him too badly.]

Action

[starofchaos]

[Aaaand-

Snap! He just took a little HP there, holding it back.]

...not bad. A little tangy, but pleasant.

Action

[unknownrival]

That is the strangest compliment I have ever received.

Action

[starofchaos]

Why, has not the receiver of your mana complimented you thus?

Action

[unknownrival]

No. That would be awkward beyond all belief.

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[starofchaos]

Oh my. I do apologize.

Action

[unknownrival]

Don't worry about it. The whole system is ridiculous and I would never write it this way had I been in charge.

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[starofchaos]

It hardly seems quite so bad. But then, I am far less reticent than you.

Action

[unknownrival]

You can supply mana to whoever you want and not call yourself names all day.

Action

[starofchaos]

Why would you call yourself names?

Action

[unknownrival]

It's been drilled into me by my teachings, by society... At this point I'm not sure I could completely rid myself of it.