[Forward-dated to tomorrow because I'm in surgery okay I'm *allowed*]

[unknownrival]

[Failed filter away from Diarmuid]
I'd like to speak to someone with medical experience as soon as possible, please. It's somewhat important in the 'oh god oh god oh god' sense of important.

[Failed filter to Diarmuid]
You need to come back right now. I can't tell you this over the internet.

[False pregnancy virus to start us off! Look, it's tomorrow in Australia and I have surgery to do.]

Comments

[Lock - Video]

[unknownrival]

It's a fact guys don't get pregnant at all.

[Lock - Video]

[material_guy]

It's a fact the community can fuck with "facts" and possibilities like that. He can't.

[Lock - Video]

[unknownrival]

Who's to say the community can't mess with the facts and still keep the genes he's providing?

[Lock - Video] Now hitting reply to the right comment.

[material_guy]

So yer just gonna assume it did with his 'cause it's convenient 'n call it a fact. Or what, you gonna add that you had his smut juice in you still for it to be workin' with when virus season kicked in? It's your sperm you guys're keeping on tap not his, right?

[Lock - Video]

[unknownrival]

[It looks like he's going to snap back, but he takes in a breath and exhales.]

Greed.

Why do you care?

[Lock - Video]

[material_guy]

Tellin' a guy he knocked someone up'll just stress him out, especially if he'll never have to deal with it anyway. Who'd be happy about that? How're you gonna feel when he ain't happy about it or if he's gotta fake like it ain't fucked up? It'll be easier on both of you if you just don't say a word to him 'n wait it out 'till it's gone.

[Lock - Video]

[unknownrival]

I won't lie by omission. He's going to know what's happened.

[Lock - Video]

[material_guy]

How the hell would any guy know another guy got knocked up?

[Lock - Video]

[unknownrival]

[Issei gestures at his belly. It's not third trimester size but it is noticeably bigger than usual.]

[Lock - Video]

[material_guy]

Layer up, wonder if a virus's makin' you gain weight. It ain't a lie. That's all virus meat right there.

[Lock - Video]

[unknownrival]

I am not going to hide things from him with misdirection.

[Lock - Video]

[material_guy]

But yer fine just forcing it on him like this's his fault?

[Lock - Video]

[unknownrival]

He'll be a better father than me.

[Lock - Video]

[material_guy]

What's that gotta do with anything?

[Lock - Video]

[unknownrival]

That the baby deserves a father who's actually good at this.

[Lock - Video]

[material_guy]

It's not even gonna be born. You ain't that far along. These things're what, two, three days?

[Lock - Video]

[unknownrival]

How do you know that?

[Lock - Video]

[material_guy]

We've been on here a long time. I'm not one of the calender making scientists or statisticians or nothin', but after three or four years even I picked up some patterns on how long things're scrambled. You guys oughtta be fine if you just ignore it. That's how my crew gets through the weird shit that happens once in a while.

[Lock - Video]

[unknownrival]

And if it doesn't turn out that way?

[Lock - Video]

[material_guy]

Then you tell him in a week that yer pregnant with the community's kid and it don't seem like it's takin' it back like it usually does these kinda fuck ups. Why make him suffer and deal with it if it'll be gone pretty soon? Man up a little 'n suffer alone for him.


[For a real man would stoically suffer his own pregnancy in completely masculine silence.]

Re: [Lock - Video]

[unknownrival]

What makes you think it's suffering?

[Lock - Video]

[material_guy]

Who'd be happy to hear their boyfriend is knocked up?

[Lock - Video]

[unknownrival]

He's a good father.

[Lock - Video]

[material_guy]

Come to think of it, Blue Lance said he had like five of 'em already... I guess he could adopt yours even if it ain't his.

[Lock - Video]

[unknownrival]

As far as anyone should be concerned, it's his.