[Failed lock to Haruto]

[unknownrival]

Haruto. H-how do we feel about threesomes and foursomes?

I love you dearly and no one else can replace you, but I have a line of people waiting to sleep with me, amd I want you to enjoy yourself too.

Comments

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

W-w-w-w-w-what?!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry... Does that mean you don't want them?

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

I-I-I-I I'm lucky to be able to do it with one! Why do you want others there?!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

They keep bugging me about it. And they'd be better at it than me... They'd take care of you.

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW THEM!

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

Hello Haruto! My name's Tyki Marquise.

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

This isn't funny!

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, funny? I know we've spoken before, but it was a while ago, and I thought I'd say hello again. I don't know what Issei's talking about, about threesomes and foursomes.

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

he just told me you wanted to talk to me! And given the circumstances, what do you expect me to think?!

He so did mean to.

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

My apologies. I didn't mean to imply anything or confuse you.

I'm so sorry he's freaking out :<

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

Its a little hard to ignore this implication.

LOL, I'm loving this post

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

Well, you might want to try to calm down. I mean, he's only suggesting something that'll be fun for both of you. He's not breaking up with you.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You know Tyki Marquise... a little... What if you got to know them?

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

T-t-that doesn't change anything!

I haven't been with anyone other than you! A-a-and I'm lucky to know that!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...Haruto. It's supposed to be fun. If you don't think it's fun, we won't do it.

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

I don't want to do with anyone other than you! I especially don't want to do it with people who terrify me!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

They terrify you?

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

yes because I don't know them!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Marquise has offered to get to know you so you'll be more comfortable.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

...Hi, nice to meet you. My name's Birkin.

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

I know who you are and the answer is no!

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

...

Ouch.

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

I've read about you and what other people have said about you! I'd rather not, thank you!

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome, but I'm not that bad of a guy. Listen to your boyfriend.

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

Everything I've read and seen about, and from you is horrifying.