[Failed lock to Haruto]

[unknownrival]

Haruto. H-how do we feel about threesomes and foursomes?

I love you dearly and no one else can replace you, but I have a line of people waiting to sleep with me, amd I want you to enjoy yourself too.

Comments

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Guess that makes things pretty straightforward. You're just going to have to tell everyone else to shut their damn mouths and mind their own business! You have to say it like that too or they won't take you seriously. Or you can give it to them as my message. Whatever.

Yes there is! Two-and-a-half-some! That's when you bring a voyeur in the room, no actual touching, just letting your boyfriend get used to the idea of another presence.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's right! I can tell them that!

...Weird.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

YES YOU CAN! It's your sex life and YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH IT!

I guess, I've never done it, but some people enjoy it.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I choose to be completely loyal!

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Good boy...of course now I can't call you Slutman-chan...but that's life.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I think I'm grateful that you can't.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Mention a threesome and a foursome again and I'll be sure to remember to use it.

It's a hover threat.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'll never speak of it again.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Kill joy.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Faithful servant.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Man-slave~

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Be quiet.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

you ask for the impossible!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Make the impossible possible.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Even I am not that good.

So, do you know ho you're going to keep them off your back?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Be firm and insistent.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

I can do one better...a way to shut them up for good. You see, being firm doesn't mean they're not going to keep on harassing you...you need to be drastic.

So we should have an ISSEI TOURNAMENT!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...What's an Issei tournament?

You'll have to forgive him if he's totally serious about the idea

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Well, here's how it works!

All those who want to protect your virtue versus all those who want to soil your virtue in an all-out tournament style battle in which I CAN NOT LOSE!

Anyway...winner takes all.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...you know what? I don't think it would have many participants.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

That'll only make it easier to squash the competition!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Do I get veto power over the victors?

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

It's your tournament. You control all the little nuances.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Excellent. I suppose some power should be given to you, as the organizer.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Well, there's only one thing that I want. A very specific rule.

If you cripple or kill your opponent, then you are automatically disqualified.

That should keep everyone alive and happy...and it should keep things on a pretty even keel.