[Failed lock to Haruto]

[unknownrival]

Haruto. H-how do we feel about threesomes and foursomes?

I love you dearly and no one else can replace you, but I have a line of people waiting to sleep with me, amd I want you to enjoy yourself too.

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[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Let me guess, I'm cuter? [He reaches up and runs his fingers through Stein's hair] You shouldn't dwell on the past so much...

[screwloose]

You are cuter. [He smiles, and shrugs] I didn't think I was dwelling on the past that much. Maybe I need to let go of it more.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Careful, if my ego swells too much Wesker'll need to knock me down a few pegs. [He smiles] I definitely think you need to let go of it more. It's not worth your time to think about him.

[screwloose]

[Nuzzles a little] I guess I've been trying to keep myself on a leash, a little.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Don't bother. You don't need to hold yourself back for us. [Birkin's smile is the slightest bit twisted] You should just be yourself, all this leash business is clearly a stress on you.

[screwloose]

Hmph, you were supposed to keep me on track originally, you know. [Wry smile] You just want me to go mad enough to want to stay here.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Is it working?

[screwloose]

[Soft sigh and a smile] What do you think? I'm not complaining, though.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Not to say I prefer you completely crazy, because honestly you scared the hell out of me when you were like that. [Shrugs] Which is mostly why I don't want you going back there.

[screwloose]

[Headshake] That's not the kind of mad I mean. I don't think letting myself go would result in hallucinations and catatonia. But it might result in me doing things that Shibusen wouldn't approve of.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

What's the harm in that? Even if we did go there one day, they'd never know.

[screwloose]

They might. Kid is on here...

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

We'll just have to make sure no one gets to find out the horrible atrocities you've committed then. [He folds his arms over his chest] If it comes down to it, just blame it on Wesker. "Oh he would have killed me if I didn't! I didn't want to!" Something like that.

[screwloose]

[Eyeroll, then settles more comfortably against him] You've just been waiting for this, haven't you?

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Yeah, for about the past three months. [Leans against him and smirks] Is it so wrong that I want you to have a little fun now and then?

[screwloose]

[Leans on, not as irritated as he wishes he were] You had fun with that zombie, and I helped you with that.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

But did you have fun.

[screwloose]

[He shifts a little, then sighs] Of course I had fun.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

[Birkin raises an eyebrow] I never thought I'd say this, but Medusa was right about you.

[screwloose]

[That sobers him like a bucket of water to the face] Was she?

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

She'd go on and on about how you're hiding your real self because you were worried about... Something, I don't know. [He shrugs] She was right.

[screwloose]

[Sigh] Yeah, she was right about that. But don't tell her, okay?

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Oh I wouldn't worry. I'll probably be too busy eviscerating her to try and attempt pleasant conversation about how right she was. [He giggles a bit too himself and winks]

[screwloose]

[He laughs and gives Birkin a squeeze] And I'll be right there beside you!

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Mm careful that might turn into a threesome.