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[unknownrival]

[You know Henry, right? Dog with decaying flesh? Okay, good. Henry and Issei are out for a walk in the woods. He has a collar and a leash and everything.

Issei finds a nice clear spot, and takes off the leash. In his other hand he has a tennis ball, which he throws a short distance.] Fetch!

[Henry just gives him a look.]

...you really have no interest in toys, do you... This is the third item I've tried. Ah, well, I'm sure I'll discover a way to make this work eventually...

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[east-darkhorse.livejournal.com]

Ja, we know you don't.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Oh? For what reason?

...You know I did learn how to give back massages since a Shadow nearly killed me for not knowing how. You should stop by - it's been a while since I've seen you.

Anonymous contributor. And then my personal savings, which weren't very much.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Hm, he prefers raw meat, but meat is meat, so...

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's why brooms were invented.

...woops.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...outside of people's bodies.

[material_guy]

Bacon comes in strips. Easier to get around a ball.

He looks like he could just swallow the fucking ball whole, but it'd probably fall out of his stomach by the time he ran back to you. Or his stomach would fall out...

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Remember that virus a while back with the evil twins or whatever? Uh, Franken had one and he and I kinda... Replaced its heart with a wind-up he made. I've kept the real one in my lab. For whatever reason, it didn't disappear along with the rest of him. I guess because it wasn't attached anymore.

Call me crazy, but I think back massages might be stepping out of the friend zone. But still, I guess I deserve a treat for being good.

You have serious problems for helping us out like this. I say again, you don't have to keep feeding us. We've got women here to take care of us now.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

But less appealing to him.

He hasn't actually decomposed to that level yet. I think this is mostly looks.

[pandorabox]

So you're okay with having to sweep away decaying body parts from time to time?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Yes, I remember that virus quite well. I imagine you'd be fond of anything that came from Dr. Stein, real or fake.

It's just an activity that makes another person feel good by touching them considerably while they're shirtless. Nothing romantic or sexual at all.

That is true. I don't trust your wife, but your daughter at least should know how to cook for you, so I suppose I could stop the meals... You're certain?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

From time to time, yes.

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[deadly_garden]

Prussia suggested brains, and Birkin-sensei suggested a severed hand. I could likely get those along with the rest of any demon you think he would be interested in.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Would you? Ah, thank you very much. I don't know out of however many kinds of demons there are what he would prefer, but he's been raised on cow and pig meat.

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[deadly_garden]

I'll just go the simple route and bring an assortment.

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[deadly_garden]

...You're feeding him beef?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Raw cow and pig meat, if it makes a difference. I can't very well get human meat.

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[deadly_garden]

Has the price of beef gone down that much since the 90s?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

...I wanted to see if he'd like it better, so I splurged once.

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[deadly_garden]

Did he like it better?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Not enough to justify the cost.

[pandorabox]

You're weird.

[material_guy]

You think.

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[deadly_garden]

Agreed. Perhaps you could keep the beef to the status of a treat.

I can bring the first demons to the temple by the end of the week. Would you prefer alive or dead?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Dead would be much preferred!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I've only had him since May. It could be an extremely slow process.