unknownrival: (Despairing.  It's too late...)
Ryudo Issei ([personal profile] unknownrival) wrote2010-08-24 08:53 pm

[Video Post]

[You know Henry, right? Dog with decaying flesh? Okay, good. Henry and Issei are out for a walk in the woods. He has a collar and a leash and everything.

Issei finds a nice clear spot, and takes off the leash. In his other hand he has a tennis ball, which he throws a short distance.]
Fetch!

[Henry just gives him a look.]

...you really have no interest in toys, do you... This is the third item I've tried. Ah, well, I'm sure I'll discover a way to make this work eventually...
material_guy: (Default)

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-08-25 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Wrap the ball in bacon.

Fat chance on the "bringing it back" part, but, hey, one step at a time!

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-08-25 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hm, he prefers raw meat, but meat is meat, so...
material_guy: (Shrug)

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-08-25 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Bacon comes in strips. Easier to get around a ball.

He looks like he could just swallow the fucking ball whole, but it'd probably fall out of his stomach by the time he ran back to you. Or his stomach would fall out...

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-08-25 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
But less appealing to him.

He hasn't actually decomposed to that level yet. I think this is mostly looks.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-08-25 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
I've only had him since May. It could be an extremely slow process.
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[personal profile] material_guy 2010-08-25 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Some people get dog hair all over 'em when they got one of them shedding breeds. Do you end up with bloody skin flakes all over you or somethin'?

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-08-25 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
No.