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[unknownrival]

[You know Henry, right? Dog with decaying flesh? Okay, good. Henry and Issei are out for a walk in the woods. He has a collar and a leash and everything.

Issei finds a nice clear spot, and takes off the leash. In his other hand he has a tennis ball, which he throws a short distance.] Fetch!

[Henry just gives him a look.]

...you really have no interest in toys, do you... This is the third item I've tried. Ah, well, I'm sure I'll discover a way to make this work eventually...

Comments

[pandorabox]

... you still have that thing?!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Why would I get rid of him? Apart from the 'undead dog' bit.

[pandorabox]

I'd think that's a pretty good reason to get rid of him!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

But I like him.

[deadly_garden]

Not having any luck, Ryudo-san?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

None at all, I'm afraid. I don't suppose you're skilled with pets?

[deadly_garden]

No, I'm afraid plants are more my area of expertise. Still, I'm sure between the two of us we can come up with something.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

This is what the guides said to do. They were writing for a different kind of dog, however.

[east-darkhorse.livejournal.com]

Try throwing a brain.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Funnily enough, I don't have any brains handy.

You asked for this one

[east-darkhorse.livejournal.com]

Ja, we know you don't.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Find some raw meat. Or a severed hand. They like those.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...Well, I'm already using the former to feed him, so it shouldn't be hard to find. Although it means I'll have to buy even more of it... Haaah, those extra jobs will become useful.

How have you been lately, my dear friend?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

...Uh. I've got a spare heart in the lab I might be willing to part with, maybe if you really need it.

Not too bad. Busy with various things. I think I'm nearly done fixing the things that made the G-virus unstable. And, uh, I've almost figured out what I'm going to say to a certain someone about a certain something involving a certain someone else, too. How've you been?

[material_guy]

Wrap the ball in bacon.

Fat chance on the "bringing it back" part, but, hey, one step at a time!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Hm, he prefers raw meat, but meat is meat, so...

[material_guy]

Bacon comes in strips. Easier to get around a ball.

He looks like he could just swallow the fucking ball whole, but it'd probably fall out of his stomach by the time he ran back to you. Or his stomach would fall out...

[morethanseeing.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you entice him with a treat?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's been suggested, I'll try it next.

[morethanseeing.livejournal.com]

Good. Hopefully he'll be more enthusiastic, then.

[oceanicbutterfly]

You still have that?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Again, why would I have sent him away?

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

...A tennis ball.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Many dogs enjoy them.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

That is barely a dog at all.