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[unknownrival]

[You know Henry, right? Dog with decaying flesh? Okay, good. Henry and Issei are out for a walk in the woods. He has a collar and a leash and everything.

Issei finds a nice clear spot, and takes off the leash. In his other hand he has a tennis ball, which he throws a short distance.] Fetch!

[Henry just gives him a look.]

...you really have no interest in toys, do you... This is the third item I've tried. Ah, well, I'm sure I'll discover a way to make this work eventually...

Comments

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Yes, I remember that virus quite well. I imagine you'd be fond of anything that came from Dr. Stein, real or fake.

It's just an activity that makes another person feel good by touching them considerably while they're shirtless. Nothing romantic or sexual at all.

That is true. I don't trust your wife, but your daughter at least should know how to cook for you, so I suppose I could stop the meals... You're certain?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Eh. Stein's opposite was kind of an ass to me. But I guess that makes sense on some weird level, doesn't it?

Oh no, of course not. Unless you're the kind of person who only gets back massages when there are strings attached.

I don't want to make you pay for my meals anymore. And despite appearances, my wife's a good woman.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It does. Though I never claimed to completely understand the mental processes of a genius.

I would never do such a thing to you, Birkin, and you know that. When shall I expect you over?

Then I won't. ...I tried to like her, I honestly did, but...

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Well, with that particular genius, his mental processes are thus: 1. Oooh that looks interesting. 2. I want to dissect it. 3. Oh you're a witch are you? 4. Hey, William, have 20 minutes to spare? 5. Senpai~ ♥ And I think that's it.

I know you won't, you're not the string-attaching type. Any chance I could pop over now? You guys aren't in the middle of a meditating session are you?

Yeah, I know, I know. She tends to overreact. Can you blame her, all things considered? In her position these past several weeks, I can imagine doing a lot worse.

RL, action spam, assumed? I don't actually know how to give a massage.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...If that's the inner workings of a genius, I'd hate to hear what mine boil down to...

Right now is fine! I'll wait outside the gates for you.

I don't blame her for screaming at the assassin your daughter visited - without telling anyone, apparently.

Any one of those works for me! And idk either it's fine ^^;

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Yours are probably 1. PLEASE CAN I DO SOMETHING FOR YOU 2. Oh Buddha, women. Uncleanness 3. Brb Kid heist 4. Finding ways to defend international terrorists. Mine aren't any better, don't worry.

Alright, I'll be right there.

Yeah, I don't either. God I'm happy I missed that one.

I'll set up a RL in a second then~

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I am not that desperate to help people. ...First of all, I have to like them.

Excellent.

Where were you? Still hiding in your lab?

Awesome~

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

5. Denying how desperate you are to help people.

Yeah, I pretty much just locked myself in and didn't touch this place with a 10 foot pole.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Oh, be quiet. I'm not that bad, whatever you say.

...That may have been a good plan.

((Locked for added protection! (http://ewwgirls.livejournal.com/30103.html) Even though I don't know why anybody would go to Issei's journal looking for you...))