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[unknownrival]

[You know Henry, right? Dog with decaying flesh? Okay, good. Henry and Issei are out for a walk in the woods. He has a collar and a leash and everything.

Issei finds a nice clear spot, and takes off the leash. In his other hand he has a tennis ball, which he throws a short distance.] Fetch!

[Henry just gives him a look.]

...you really have no interest in toys, do you... This is the third item I've tried. Ah, well, I'm sure I'll discover a way to make this work eventually...

Comments

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Cats eat mice. Dogs can eat birds without anyone needing to get rid of them.

[pandorabox]

Runt isn't just a bird, he's a chocobo! And a pet!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Cats eat pet mice if you let them get too close to each other.

[pandorabox]

Cats don't decay on your bedroom floor.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's why brooms were invented.

[pandorabox]

So you're okay with having to sweep away decaying body parts from time to time?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

From time to time, yes.

[pandorabox]

You're weird.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

This coming from you?

[pandorabox]

It just means it's extra-true!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I maintain that you are far more weird.

[pandorabox]

I don't have a dead dog as a pet.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You're more... silly.

[pandorabox]

And I don't keep dead dogs as pets.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

What's your point.

[pandorabox]

[SIGH]

Never mind. At least he hasn't bitten you yet.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Dogs are less likely to bite the hand that feeds them than people are, I once read.

[pandorabox]

Somehow I don't think that applies to zombie dogs.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You don't think so?

[pandorabox]

They're... zombies.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...You really, really think it's a bad idea to have him around?

[pandorabox]

He almost ate my chocobo! [s-still bitter]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I suppose that was bad...

But I like him. And nowhere else will take him, so it's basically here or put him down. Or send him back to Birkin, I suppose.

[pandorabox]

As long as he isn't trying to eat you.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

He hasn't yet.