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[unknownrival]

[You know Henry, right? Dog with decaying flesh? Okay, good. Henry and Issei are out for a walk in the woods. He has a collar and a leash and everything.

Issei finds a nice clear spot, and takes off the leash. In his other hand he has a tennis ball, which he throws a short distance.] Fetch!

[Henry just gives him a look.]

...you really have no interest in toys, do you... This is the third item I've tried. Ah, well, I'm sure I'll discover a way to make this work eventually...

Comments

[pandorabox]

... you still have that thing?!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Why would I get rid of him? Apart from the 'undead dog' bit.

[deadly_garden]

Not having any luck, Ryudo-san?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

None at all, I'm afraid. I don't suppose you're skilled with pets?

[deadly_garden]

No, I'm afraid plants are more my area of expertise. Still, I'm sure between the two of us we can come up with something.

[pandorabox]

I'd think that's a pretty good reason to get rid of him!

[east-darkhorse.livejournal.com]

Try throwing a brain.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

This is what the guides said to do. They were writing for a different kind of dog, however.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

But I like him.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Funnily enough, I don't have any brains handy.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Find some raw meat. Or a severed hand. They like those.

[pandorabox]

He tried to eat Runt.

[deadly_garden]

Perhaps we should consider Henry's interests, then. ...What is he interested in?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...Well, I'm already using the former to feed him, so it shouldn't be hard to find. Although it means I'll have to buy even more of it... Haaah, those extra jobs will become useful.

How have you been lately, my dear friend?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Mostly food. Occasionally strangers, which possibly is just an extension of 'food'.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Cats eat mice. Dogs can eat birds without anyone needing to get rid of them.

[pandorabox]

Runt isn't just a bird, he's a chocobo! And a pet!

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

...Uh. I've got a spare heart in the lab I might be willing to part with, maybe if you really need it.

Not too bad. Busy with various things. I think I'm nearly done fixing the things that made the G-virus unstable. And, uh, I've almost figured out what I'm going to say to a certain someone about a certain something involving a certain someone else, too. How've you been?

[deadly_garden]

That does pose a bit of a quandary.

[Locked cause the fox, he is paranoid]

I could find a few things you could try in the Makai, if you'd like.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'll manage without it. I wouldn't want to impose.

Oh, that certain something. Good luck with that, I'm sure you'll need it. As for me, I've been fairly well. I've had to increase my income to compensate for the raw meat and the meals for your island, so that should prove interesting!

[Locked]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Oh, really? That would be kind. Such things as...?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Cats eat pet mice if you let them get too close to each other.

[material_guy]

Wrap the ball in bacon.

Fat chance on the "bringing it back" part, but, hey, one step at a time!

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Heh, thanks. I'd really rather keep that heart if I can.

Yeah, that certain something is going to require luck and probably a bullet proof vest. But I figure I need to get on with it because... Sleeping in the cot in my lab was old after the first night and now, it's been around a month and a half. My back? Is killing me.

Hey now, you don't have to feed us if it's getting to be a burden on you. How've you been paying for all of it so far, anyway?

[pandorabox]

Cats don't decay on your bedroom floor.