unknownrival: (Despairing.  It's too late...)
Ryudo Issei ([personal profile] unknownrival) wrote2010-08-24 08:53 pm

[Video Post]

[You know Henry, right? Dog with decaying flesh? Okay, good. Henry and Issei are out for a walk in the woods. He has a collar and a leash and everything.

Issei finds a nice clear spot, and takes off the leash. In his other hand he has a tennis ball, which he throws a short distance.]
Fetch!

[Henry just gives him a look.]

...you really have no interest in toys, do you... This is the third item I've tried. Ah, well, I'm sure I'll discover a way to make this work eventually...

[identity profile] visestvita.livejournal.com 2010-08-25 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I do have a hobby, thank you.

[identity profile] visestvita.livejournal.com 2010-08-25 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Torturing innocents, what else?

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-08-25 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't tell if you're mocking my total hatred for you or if you really are that cruel.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-08-25 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I have to mention again that all of this is only going to bring you more pain whenever I get the upper hand.

[identity profile] visestvita.livejournal.com 2010-08-25 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'm flattered that you would have time to think of me if that should happen.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-08-25 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
The two people that were ahead of you on the 'people I hate' list seem to have disappeared, so congratulations! You're the number one priority.

[identity profile] visestvita.livejournal.com 2010-08-25 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Third? Oh, I'm almost disappointed.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-08-25 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
If you have any spare time you could try killing or torturing people close to me. That usually works.

[identity profile] visestvita.livejournal.com 2010-08-25 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll put it on a to-do list.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-08-25 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Wonderful.