[Fail!private, forward-dated to after the virus.]

[unknownrival]

I would appreciate if viruses would remember that I am, in fact, taken. They affect what I think, which affects what I do, which can be extremely embarrassing and regrettable.

Comments

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Okay, you know what, you weren't dressed as a girl.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I've been dressed as a girl. Multiple times, both when I was actually a woman and when I was not. While more personally embarrassing than cheating on my boyfriend, crossdressing makes me feel less like a bad person.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Now imagine being dressed like a girl and wanting to fuck everything with a pulse. ...Actually that's a lie. Because Shito and Chika don't have pulses.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...That's me, in the minds of fangirls. I'll bet anything.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Least it's not you in reality. ...Even if it was an alternate reality.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Damn right you are. But it wasn't so bad. At least it was kind of a reprieve away from the stuff going on at home.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

How is that turning out? You're alive, at least.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Let's just not go there right now. Yeah, I'm alive, but I get the feeling that's a very, very temporary situation.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Stay here. I'll protect you.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want to put you in danger. I appreciate that, though.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't want you in danger.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'll be fine. I'm sure I will. Yup.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Could you be any less convincing?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Probably if I really, really wanted to be.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Come. Here. You don't deserve to die from this.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

If it gets to that point, I swear to you, you'll be the first place I go.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I will hold you to that.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I know you will. Don't worry.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...I'm glad to know that we were still friends, even in crazyworld.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

What can I say? We make quite a pair.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Not quite the odd couple, but interesting nonetheless.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I don't know, you're probably OCD enough to be Felix.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I have no OCD qualities whatsoever.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Lies!