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[unknownrival]

While he isn't the king of making attention-grabbing introductions, you absolutely should welcome Emiya Shirou into the community. As his best friend, it's my responsibility that he feel as comfortable as he can in a world-spanning sentient website of little relation to ducks.

...And. I'm just happy to see him again.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I would never take advantage of him like that! He trusts me not to do anything to harm him.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

What if he takes advantage of you?

[ locked ] And so Issei becomes the uke.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

If that happens, I will still trust him. But, I don't think that will happen.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

You won't know until you both get really drunk!

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I will not force him to drink. I will not encourage him to drink. I will not get him drunk without his knowledge.

If I see you doing any of those things to him, you'll suffer for it. You're not my friend yet, and certainly not on his level.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

I'm not allowed to suggest it?!

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Of course you are. I'm just saying that it really annoys me when you do, and actually doing something is out of the question.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Okay what if I'm really subtle about it?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Describe?

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

I can use metaphors!

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Metaphors are fine.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Similes?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Similes also. Extended metaphors or similes, even.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Descriptions without actually saying the word?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

How explicit?

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

I won't use the actual word?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

But you'll describe it.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

But I won't define it?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

You'll traumatize him with depictions. Unacceptable.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Uhg!

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Can you strike a balance between 'completely subtle' and 'pornographic'?

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

...Wait who said anything about pornographic?

WHERE IS YOUR MIND ISSEI?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I remember your introduction.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Yeah but that was an accident and we're talking about alcohol right now. I'm not going to lock him in a room and force him to watch porn all da--

Actually that might not be a bad idea, I could just throw him at you afterward and see what happened.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Please don't. Don't don't don't don't.