Ryudo Issei (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
unknownrival) wrote2012-01-30 06:37 pm
unknownrival) wrote2012-01-30 06:37 pm
Entry tags:
[Locked from anyone under 16. NSFW.]
I hate you, Kinoko Nasu. I hate you for writing the story of my world and putting lines like this in.
It's hard for me to take any kind of porn seriously unless it's a production featuring yours truly. Have you ever seen a porno from the 70s? The guitar riffs they use alone...I can't help laughing. Though I'm not sure how you're making that connection with my band.
Ah, I see. My apologies. I didn't precisely mean that Mara.
I know, and I wouldn't want to make you not happy too.
All of them look different. You should know that already.
Spoilsport.
Spoilsport.
Foaming? Really?
...Though I guess I shouldn't be so shocked considering this man also created the infamous dickworms.
...Though I guess I shouldn't be so shocked considering this man also created the infamous dickworms.
People write fanfiction for bands. A lot of it is terrible fiction either pairing the band members with each other or themselves.
In that case, I probably don't know the specific Mara you mean.
It is a demon... but... well. It has a rather unique form.
[A beat.]
Mara is a gigantic demon shaped like a misshapen green erect penis. It rides a chariot.
...demons take their appearances from the minds of mortals, after all.
[A beat.]
Mara is a gigantic demon shaped like a misshapen green erect penis. It rides a chariot.
...demons take their appearances from the minds of mortals, after all.
I can't say that I go around looking for Klavier/Daryan sex, no, but I could probably find the humor in it. I'm pretty secure with myself as far as that goes. I know what I want more than any writer could possibly.
It gets worse than just that, but yes.
I have no idea how I was born into this world.
I have no idea how I was born into this world.
Hm, well, that's-
What does "a production featuring yours truly" mean?
What does "a production featuring yours truly" mean?
Even worse! Sex in all it's forms is painful!
...
You know, I don't think any of the pictures I've seen resemble that.
You know, I don't think any of the pictures I've seen resemble that.
Trust me, I've had magazines write some crazy things about me, none of it a defamation, but if I let it get to me I'd go crazy.
Ooooh? Well I don't know if we should talk about something so sexy, Issei.
Ooooh? Well I don't know if we should talk about something so sexy, Issei.
...you are truly missing out. It can be quite entertaining to see.
Then obviously, you're going to have to introduce me to a giant penis in a chariot one day.
No I really think we should talk about this and get things settled.
I'm assuming it had something to do with your father's grotesque member and your mother's foaming love juice.
Page 3 of 12