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[unknownrival]

I hate you, Kinoko Nasu. I hate you for writing the story of my world and putting lines like this in.

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[glimmerous_fop]

I can't say that I go around looking for Klavier/Daryan sex, no, but I could probably find the humor in it. I'm pretty secure with myself as far as that goes. I know what I want more than any writer could possibly.

[unknownrival]

Hm, well, that's-

What does "a production featuring yours truly" mean?

[glimmerous_fop]

Trust me, I've had magazines write some crazy things about me, none of it a defamation, but if I let it get to me I'd go crazy.

Ooooh? Well I don't know if we should talk about something so sexy, Issei.

[unknownrival]

No I really think we should talk about this and get things settled.

[glimmerous_fop]

Really, I never would have thought...? Ah...well I know I have one with Tyki somewhere, but sometimes I'll video the freaky sneaky stuff that I do. Not very often though since my partners have to be into it. That, and it's not really something I want getting out so I have...maybe less than an handful of my homemade goods.

[unknownrival]

Oh. Okay. That's all right then. Nothing professional.

[glimmerous_fop]

I'm a lawyer, I'd never get into the porno business, the scandal would destroy me. For my own personal pleasure it's fine.

[unknownrival]

Good to hear.

[glimmerous_fop]

You sure, the vibrations of your displeasure are almost palpable.

[unknownrival]

My displeasure is not vibrating at all!

[glimmerous_fop]

It's practically pulsating, tell me what's on your mind?

[unknownrival]

I'm glad that your career is in no danger of scandal and that's all.

[glimmerous_fop]

If that's all...

[unknownrival]

Really and truly all.

[glimmerous_fop]

You know I'm a generous guy who will listen to you, but I believe you.

So, feeling better?

[unknownrival]

A little. Though I suspect I would still rather not meet this writer in person, ever.

[glimmerous_fop]

Probably for the best.

[unknownrival]

...

So how are you?

[glimmerous_fop]

A little distressed, something has happened to Herr Greed and there's nothing I can do for him.

[unknownrival]

He seemed relatively fine to me.

[glimmerous_fop]

Does he seem so, I haven't spoken to him since he dismissed me.

[unknownrival]

Well, today he was just making fun of me slash being friendly for being easy, talking to Kefka, and joking around at Diarmuid's expense.

[glimmerous_fop]

That sounds like him...so he's feeling better.

[unknownrival]

Yay.

[glimmerous_fop]

I imagine that it's not good news to you, but it is.