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I hate you, Kinoko Nasu. I hate you for writing the story of my world and putting lines like this in.

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I imagine that it's not good news to you, but it is.

I don't like getting called easy.

He called you easy? Must be that he doesn't know any better, you have yet to fall for my charms. I'll call you difficult if that helps.

Thank you. I truly do appreciate that.

No need to thank me, I'm a generous man, Issei.

And yet I still do appreciate it.

Then you're welcome, babe!

Is that really an appropriate endearment for me?

Why wouldn't it be?

I don't feel like a babe.

Not feeling sexy at all today?

Not at all.

That's no good at all a good looking guy should feel sexy, ja? This I cannot abide.

Remember that this conversation was originally about grotesque members and foaming love juice. I don't think I'm going to feel sexy for months.

Absurd! Getting distracted over such small details like bad writing! What you do in an un-sexy situation is get naked with someone attracive and have them scrub your body until you feel clean and sexy all over! It works.

And I suppose you're volunteering for that.

It could be very therapeutic.

I don't understand why you're pursuing me.

Clearly I like you and want to help you, is it strange?

It's very strange. Very.

So you're rejecting my offer after all.

...I didn't say that.

Oh, then I guess I would be mistaken? Though I wouldn't force you to do something, it's always an open offer.

When are you free...?

My schedule is flexible, I'm free any time that's good for you.

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