[Failed!private]

[unknownrival]

Today Father asked me why our emergency kit contains a semen sample.

Note to self: move that to somewhere less logical and more hidden.

My life is an H-game and I hate it.

Comments

[unknownrival]

It's the body fluids that make it happen. What, do you think it's magic or something?

[chuanifrinn]

I get it, but it's nothing I'd considered before...so what...are you making a semen cocktail?

[unknownrival]

...I guess that's what you'd call it.

[chuanifrinn]

And Spotty's going to...?

[unknownrival]

Emergency use only.

[chuanifrinn]

I see, so normally he'd just give you a blow job or something.

[unknownrival]

Yes. Normally that would happen.

[chuanifrinn]

That would be the better way to go about it.

[unknownrival]

Can this be the point where we change the subject?

[chuanifrinn]

I thought this was the subject?

...But yeah...there's something else that's got my attention. You know Archer?

[unknownrival]

It's an embarrassing subject.

I know him, yes.

[chuanifrinn]

We're both men.

I thought I saw his irritating mug...though I don't recall him hanging around your temple

[unknownrival]

So is about half the world's population, but I don't talk about such things with every man I meet.

How to put it... Well, I'll let him decide to explain our relationship if he wants to.

[chuanifrinn]

Eh? We haven't just met and I've been spying on your temple for a while, but that's irrelevant.

We have a relationship too and I've been anxious to come across him.

[unknownrival]

It's probably a different kind of relationship.

[chuanifrinn]

No, I'm guessing your relationship was probably something more risque.

[unknownrival]

Of course it was.

[chuanifrinn]

And now he's back, must be so awkward.

[unknownrival]

He hasn't met my boyfriend yet, I don't think.

[chuanifrinn]

You weren't dating were you?

[unknownrival]

No. I've only ever really dated two people, and the other one isn't him in any form.

[chuanifrinn]

Oh good, then you won't mind.

[unknownrival]

...however, I do take offense at people beating up or killing my friends.

[chuanifrinn]

It's unavoidable so I'll ask you ahead of time to keep out of it.

[unknownrival]

Keep it out of my temple. I'll step in if I see it.