[Failed!private]

[unknownrival]

Today Father asked me why our emergency kit contains a semen sample.

Note to self: move that to somewhere less logical and more hidden.

My life is an H-game and I hate it.

Comments

[chuanifrinn]

I get it, but it's nothing I'd considered before...so what...are you making a semen cocktail?

[unknownrival]

...I guess that's what you'd call it.

[chuanifrinn]

And Spotty's going to...?

[unknownrival]

Emergency use only.

[chuanifrinn]

I see, so normally he'd just give you a blow job or something.

[unknownrival]

Yes. Normally that would happen.

[chuanifrinn]

That would be the better way to go about it.

[unknownrival]

Can this be the point where we change the subject?

[chuanifrinn]

I thought this was the subject?

...But yeah...there's something else that's got my attention. You know Archer?

[unknownrival]

It's an embarrassing subject.

I know him, yes.

[chuanifrinn]

We're both men.

I thought I saw his irritating mug...though I don't recall him hanging around your temple

[unknownrival]

So is about half the world's population, but I don't talk about such things with every man I meet.

How to put it... Well, I'll let him decide to explain our relationship if he wants to.

[chuanifrinn]

Eh? We haven't just met and I've been spying on your temple for a while, but that's irrelevant.

We have a relationship too and I've been anxious to come across him.

[unknownrival]

It's probably a different kind of relationship.

[chuanifrinn]

No, I'm guessing your relationship was probably something more risque.

[unknownrival]

Of course it was.

[chuanifrinn]

And now he's back, must be so awkward.

[unknownrival]

He hasn't met my boyfriend yet, I don't think.

[chuanifrinn]

You weren't dating were you?

[unknownrival]

No. I've only ever really dated two people, and the other one isn't him in any form.

[chuanifrinn]

Oh good, then you won't mind.

[unknownrival]

...however, I do take offense at people beating up or killing my friends.

[chuanifrinn]

It's unavoidable so I'll ask you ahead of time to keep out of it.

[unknownrival]

Keep it out of my temple. I'll step in if I see it.

[chuanifrinn]

I have no intention of fighting him at your temple and if he spends all of his time hiding out in your temple I'll be disappointed...and even if you see us fighting you'll stay out of it.