[Failed!private]

[unknownrival]

Today Father asked me why our emergency kit contains a semen sample.

Note to self: move that to somewhere less logical and more hidden.

My life is an H-game and I hate it.

Comments

[touchofgenius]

You have semen in an emergency kit. That in itself is a bit of a problem.

[unknownrival]

Well, I did. I've moved it now.

[touchofgenius]

My point was more, uh... "Get the fuck rid of it" based?

[unknownrival]

Don't you think emergency stores of mana would be useful?

[touchofgenius]

I... Guess? I don't really know, I blocked out how your world worked right about the time I learned about your dickworms.

[unknownrival]

And that was very smart of you.

[touchofgenius]

You wish you could do that, don't you?

[unknownrival]

Of course, I'm envious.

[touchofgenius]

I'd tell you to move to a different world and never look back, but... That never works out as well as it should.

[unknownrival]

Unfortunately not. And I wouldn't leave my temple.

[touchofgenius]

No offense, but compared to the insanity of your universe, the temple's not that great.

[unknownrival]

It's my home. It's my duty to lead it, and provide support for those in the city. And the other monks are those I've lived with my whole life - I couldn't leave them.

[touchofgenius]

Every time you say stuff like that, I really do question how we're friends.

[unknownrival]

Too boring for you? Too stupid?

[touchofgenius]

Too morally righteous for me. Too brave.

[unknownrival]

Oh, come on.

[touchofgenius]

Let's be honest, compared to me, that's not saying a lot. I'm kind of evil, Issei.

[unknownrival]

I called a hit out on somebody.

[touchofgenius]

That somebody was Wesker; that doesn't even count.

[unknownrival]

And you've been kind to me. You're a good friend.

[touchofgenius]

I also destroyed a city and am working toward ending the world.

[unknownrival]

...I still like you.

[touchofgenius]

Yeah, but that doesn't mean a whole lot when it comes to, you know, me being a good person or not.

[unknownrival]

Well, too bad. You're stuck with me.

[touchofgenius]

I don't mind that so much, really. I'm just pointing out that it's probably not in your best interests. Nor has it ever been. Not like that has ever stopped you.