[Failed!private]

[unknownrival]

Today Father asked me why our emergency kit contains a semen sample.

Note to self: move that to somewhere less logical and more hidden.

My life is an H-game and I hate it.

Comments

[material_guy]

You're gonna miss a golden opportunity to try and gross me out?

[unknownrival]

Actually, I am. I'm trying to be a little less... well, mean.

[material_guy]

Pfft.

So no, but really. What's with the man juice?

[unknownrival]

If you really must insist...

The body creates magical energy, which is stored in body fluids. So it happens on my world that ingesting some restores one's own energy.

[material_guy]

That's a pretty convincing line! Never saw you as a pick-up artist, but...

[unknownrival]

Seriously.

[material_guy]

So before you send a guy to fight your battles for you like a girl, you have him pay tribute to the 'magic wand' to feel like a man... More shrewd than I figured...

[unknownrival]

I'm not falling for this.

[material_guy]

It's not a trap.

[unknownrival]

Please go away, Greed. You're bothering me.

[material_guy]

I'm always bothering you.

[unknownrival]

I know.

[material_guy]

So does it matter how he gets the magic mayo?

[unknownrival]

No.

[material_guy]

So it can be anything from a snack to sunscreen!

[unknownrival]

A sunscreen wouldn't work.

[material_guy]

No magical pearl necklaces, eh?

[unknownrival]

Only the literal kind.

[material_guy]

Nnn... You're the head monk at your temple, aren'tcha?

[unknownrival]

Yes... I don't like where this is going already...

[material_guy]

Being a monk is a spiritual thing.

[unknownrival]

Of course.

[material_guy]

Spirituality is mystical. Magical.

[unknownrival]

And?

[material_guy]

The head monk's in charge of the other monks, looks after their development. Spiritually.