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[unknownrival]

Today Father asked me why our emergency kit contains a semen sample.

Note to self: move that to somewhere less logical and more hidden.

My life is an H-game and I hate it.

Comments

[unknownrival]

It's ridiculous at this point.

[glimmerous_fop]

Is it more like a love web?

[unknownrival]

It is. I've made my choice, so this could be a lot simpler than it is.

[glimmerous_fop]

Right, for a monk being a one man man is no problem.

[unknownrival]

Of course not. My beloved deserves better.

[glimmerous_fop]

Exactly, so there are no further problems right?

[unknownrival]

Right.

[glimmerous_fop]

It's a pretty big step you know, the whole monogamy thing.

[unknownrival]

I don't like dating around...

[glimmerous_fop]

It's really not for some people...ah...I wonder if I can manage it. I don't think it would really matter, but I'm pretty messed up in that respect anyway.

[unknownrival]

Don't sell yourself short. I think you can.

[glimmerous_fop]

Hah I'm good at a lot of things, that's not one of them...I mean with Morrigan being as lovely as she is and Wesker is totally wrong, but physically right, right? And when you're being pushed out of a direction you want to go it's still important to keep your options open. Love is confusing.

[unknownrival]

Wait, you have a thing for Wesker?

[glimmerous_fop]

Well physically, there's really no getting around it right?

[unknownrival]

I don't have a thing for every muscular person in the community.

[glimmerous_fop]

You don't have to have a thing for someone just because they're easy on the eyes. You haven't said a thing about Morrigan and she's very easy on the eyes and you don't have a thing for me and I know I'm easy on the eyes.

[unknownrival]

Morrigan's a woman - she's largely outside the range of my tastes. You and I wouldn't work out.

[glimmerous_fop]

It's because you dumped me, but you're talking about something beyond aesthetics. Even a gay man would look at Morrigan and realize she's beautiful.

[unknownrival]

She's really not to my tastes.

[glimmerous_fop]

Eh? So that would mean Wesker wouldn't be aesthetically to your tastes. So what kind of girl would be to your tastes?

[unknownrival]

Well, Mag is lovely...

[glimmerous_fop]

Yeah, she is beautiful.

[unknownrival]

Someone more like that.

[glimmerous_fop]

I see, I can understand tastes like that too.

[unknownrival]

...Anyway, Wesker is still a terrible choice.