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Ryudo Issei ([personal profile] unknownrival) wrote2013-04-14 03:06 pm

[Forward-dated to tomorrow because I'm in surgery okay I'm *allowed*]

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I'd like to speak to someone with medical experience as soon as possible, please. It's somewhat important in the 'oh god oh god oh god' sense of important.

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You need to come back right now. I can't tell you this over the internet.

[False pregnancy virus to start us off! Look, it's tomorrow in Australia and I have surgery to do.]
material_guy: (Troll)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-04-14 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't think the community's gonna pay you child support, kid.
material_guy: (Cocky)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-04-14 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
How's Lance gonna handle you havin' another man--...wo-... another...'s baby?
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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-04-14 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're gonna lie to him.

That's just about the worst kinda lie you can feed a guy, you know.

He knows the community. He'll understand it ain't your fault.
material_guy: (What?)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-04-14 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
A guy can't knock another guy up. It's the community's.
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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-04-14 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
It just made a baby with you.
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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-04-14 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Trying to trap him? A guy so obsessed with the idea of being loyal'll stick with you no matter how fucked up shit gets or how miserable it makes him. You don't gotta feed him a line like "It's yours."
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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-04-14 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a fact: guys don't get other guys pregnant no matter how much or how hard or how often they fuck 'em.
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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-04-14 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a fact the community can fuck with "facts" and possibilities like that. He can't.
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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-04-14 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
So yer just gonna assume it did with his 'cause it's convenient 'n call it a fact. Or what, you gonna add that you had his smut juice in you still for it to be workin' with when virus season kicked in? It's your sperm you guys're keeping on tap not his, right?
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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-04-14 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Tellin' a guy he knocked someone up'll just stress him out, especially if he'll never have to deal with it anyway. Who'd be happy about that? How're you gonna feel when he ain't happy about it or if he's gotta fake like it ain't fucked up? It'll be easier on both of you if you just don't say a word to him 'n wait it out 'till it's gone.
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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-04-14 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
How the hell would any guy know another guy got knocked up?
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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-04-14 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Layer up, wonder if a virus's makin' you gain weight. It ain't a lie. That's all virus meat right there.
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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-04-15 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
But yer fine just forcing it on him like this's his fault?

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