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[You know Henry, right? Dog with decaying flesh? Okay, good. Henry and Issei are out for a walk in the woods. He has a collar and a leash and everything.

Issei finds a nice clear spot, and takes off the leash. In his other hand he has a tennis ball, which he throws a short distance.] Fetch!

[Henry just gives him a look.]

...you really have no interest in toys, do you... This is the third item I've tried. Ah, well, I'm sure I'll discover a way to make this work eventually...

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Find some raw meat. Or a severed hand. They like those.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...Well, I'm already using the former to feed him, so it shouldn't be hard to find. Although it means I'll have to buy even more of it... Haaah, those extra jobs will become useful.

How have you been lately, my dear friend?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

...Uh. I've got a spare heart in the lab I might be willing to part with, maybe if you really need it.

Not too bad. Busy with various things. I think I'm nearly done fixing the things that made the G-virus unstable. And, uh, I've almost figured out what I'm going to say to a certain someone about a certain something involving a certain someone else, too. How've you been?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'll manage without it. I wouldn't want to impose.

Oh, that certain something. Good luck with that, I'm sure you'll need it. As for me, I've been fairly well. I've had to increase my income to compensate for the raw meat and the meals for your island, so that should prove interesting!

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Heh, thanks. I'd really rather keep that heart if I can.

Yeah, that certain something is going to require luck and probably a bullet proof vest. But I figure I need to get on with it because... Sleeping in the cot in my lab was old after the first night and now, it's been around a month and a half. My back? Is killing me.

Hey now, you don't have to feed us if it's getting to be a burden on you. How've you been paying for all of it so far, anyway?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Oh? For what reason?

...You know I did learn how to give back massages since a Shadow nearly killed me for not knowing how. You should stop by - it's been a while since I've seen you.

Anonymous contributor. And then my personal savings, which weren't very much.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Remember that virus a while back with the evil twins or whatever? Uh, Franken had one and he and I kinda... Replaced its heart with a wind-up he made. I've kept the real one in my lab. For whatever reason, it didn't disappear along with the rest of him. I guess because it wasn't attached anymore.

Call me crazy, but I think back massages might be stepping out of the friend zone. But still, I guess I deserve a treat for being good.

You have serious problems for helping us out like this. I say again, you don't have to keep feeding us. We've got women here to take care of us now.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Yes, I remember that virus quite well. I imagine you'd be fond of anything that came from Dr. Stein, real or fake.

It's just an activity that makes another person feel good by touching them considerably while they're shirtless. Nothing romantic or sexual at all.

That is true. I don't trust your wife, but your daughter at least should know how to cook for you, so I suppose I could stop the meals... You're certain?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Eh. Stein's opposite was kind of an ass to me. But I guess that makes sense on some weird level, doesn't it?

Oh no, of course not. Unless you're the kind of person who only gets back massages when there are strings attached.

I don't want to make you pay for my meals anymore. And despite appearances, my wife's a good woman.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It does. Though I never claimed to completely understand the mental processes of a genius.

I would never do such a thing to you, Birkin, and you know that. When shall I expect you over?

Then I won't. ...I tried to like her, I honestly did, but...

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Well, with that particular genius, his mental processes are thus: 1. Oooh that looks interesting. 2. I want to dissect it. 3. Oh you're a witch are you? 4. Hey, William, have 20 minutes to spare? 5. Senpai~ ♥ And I think that's it.

I know you won't, you're not the string-attaching type. Any chance I could pop over now? You guys aren't in the middle of a meditating session are you?

Yeah, I know, I know. She tends to overreact. Can you blame her, all things considered? In her position these past several weeks, I can imagine doing a lot worse.

RL, action spam, assumed? I don't actually know how to give a massage.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...If that's the inner workings of a genius, I'd hate to hear what mine boil down to...

Right now is fine! I'll wait outside the gates for you.

I don't blame her for screaming at the assassin your daughter visited - without telling anyone, apparently.

Any one of those works for me! And idk either it's fine ^^;

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Yours are probably 1. PLEASE CAN I DO SOMETHING FOR YOU 2. Oh Buddha, women. Uncleanness 3. Brb Kid heist 4. Finding ways to defend international terrorists. Mine aren't any better, don't worry.

Alright, I'll be right there.

Yeah, I don't either. God I'm happy I missed that one.

I'll set up a RL in a second then~

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I am not that desperate to help people. ...First of all, I have to like them.

Excellent.

Where were you? Still hiding in your lab?

Awesome~

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

5. Denying how desperate you are to help people.

Yeah, I pretty much just locked myself in and didn't touch this place with a 10 foot pole.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Oh, be quiet. I'm not that bad, whatever you say.

...That may have been a good plan.

((Locked for added protection! (http://ewwgirls.livejournal.com/30103.html) Even though I don't know why anybody would go to Issei's journal looking for you...))