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[unknownrival]

[You know Henry, right? Dog with decaying flesh? Okay, good. Henry and Issei are out for a walk in the woods. He has a collar and a leash and everything.

Issei finds a nice clear spot, and takes off the leash. In his other hand he has a tennis ball, which he throws a short distance.] Fetch!

[Henry just gives him a look.]

...you really have no interest in toys, do you... This is the third item I've tried. Ah, well, I'm sure I'll discover a way to make this work eventually...

Comments

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's no reason he can't be like a normal dog in many respects. He looks like one, I can take him on walks...

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

Do you have to restrain him from eating the brains of young children?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

He's not aggressive. I told you that Birkin dampened that, and I feed him well enough anyway.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

I look forward to the inevitable day that you'll be thrown in prison for keeping such a dangerous pet.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I sincerely doubt that will happen.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

You sincerely hope it won't.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

He doesn't come into contact with any other human being on an average day besides me. If he's dangerous, it's me he's a threat to, not anyone else.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

Hm. Even better.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I thought I was beneath your notice.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

That doesn't mean my amusement would be any less.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It's funny how many of our conversations devolve into 'I hate you, go die'.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

Though I'd prefer it if you didn't simply 'die' and were in fact 'horribly torn apart by a zombie dog only an idiot would keep' or something along those lines.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Mere semantics.

THAT BLOODY ICON, sorry for editing so much

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

The devil is in the details.

s'okay~

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You would know.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

It is something I pride myself on.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...You need a hobby. It might make you less of a bastard if you occasionally enjoy something and don't have to take your frustrations out on everyone else.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

I do have a hobby, thank you.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

And that would be?

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

Torturing innocents, what else?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I can't tell if you're mocking my total hatred for you or if you really are that cruel.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

Good.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I have to mention again that all of this is only going to bring you more pain whenever I get the upper hand.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

I think I'm flattered that you would have time to think of me if that should happen.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

The two people that were ahead of you on the 'people I hate' list seem to have disappeared, so congratulations! You're the number one priority.