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[unknownrival]

While he isn't the king of making attention-grabbing introductions, you absolutely should welcome Emiya Shirou into the community. As his best friend, it's my responsibility that he feel as comfortable as he can in a world-spanning sentient website of little relation to ducks.

...And. I'm just happy to see him again.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. Best friend relationships are some of the best kinds, after all...

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Aren't they? He's very dear to my heart.

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Best friends can have sleepovers without their parents thinking anything strange of it and it's really easy to hide more progressive relationships, so the secretiveness possibilities of the relationship make it all that more romantic~

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...He happens to be straight.

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Sure he is.

[...also locked from Shirou, woops]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

No, really. He is and I can't change that.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

You want him, huh? Hmm...

Maybe the community can switch him to the other team?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

It can't or won't do that permanently, and I don't want to ruin our friendship.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

What if it did it then wiped his memory of it? Would you then?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I would feel like a liar. I don't think I could look him in the eyes again without cringing.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Okay say there were no consequences whatsoever to it and he was gay WOULD YOU DO IT?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm in love with him and you want to ask me if I'd do romantic things with him? Is that even a question?

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Yeah but I'm trying to get you to outright admit it because you're really good at skating around the issue!

You two should just get really really drunk and see what happens. Then if he does something then you can both just blame the booze and friendship is saved!

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

He's not at the legal drinking age yet, not even going into other reasons why that idea is terrible.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Is anyone at the legal drinking age the first time they have alcohol?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I-

Well. I had wanted to be.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Exactly!

If not, just spike the punch.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Completely and utterly out of the question. The idea disgusts me.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Why?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I would never take advantage of him like that! He trusts me not to do anything to harm him.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

What if he takes advantage of you?

[ locked ] And so Issei becomes the uke.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

If that happens, I will still trust him. But, I don't think that will happen.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

You won't know until you both get really drunk!

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I will not force him to drink. I will not encourage him to drink. I will not get him drunk without his knowledge.

If I see you doing any of those things to him, you'll suffer for it. You're not my friend yet, and certainly not on his level.