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[unknownrival]

I hate you, Kinoko Nasu. I hate you for writing the story of my world and putting lines like this in.

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[unknownrival]

Oh. Okay. That's all right then. Nothing professional.

[glimmerous_fop]

I'm a lawyer, I'd never get into the porno business, the scandal would destroy me. For my own personal pleasure it's fine.

[unknownrival]

Good to hear.

[glimmerous_fop]

You sure, the vibrations of your displeasure are almost palpable.

[unknownrival]

My displeasure is not vibrating at all!

[glimmerous_fop]

It's practically pulsating, tell me what's on your mind?

[unknownrival]

I'm glad that your career is in no danger of scandal and that's all.

[glimmerous_fop]

If that's all...

[unknownrival]

Really and truly all.

[glimmerous_fop]

You know I'm a generous guy who will listen to you, but I believe you.

So, feeling better?

[unknownrival]

A little. Though I suspect I would still rather not meet this writer in person, ever.

[glimmerous_fop]

Probably for the best.

[unknownrival]

...

So how are you?

[glimmerous_fop]

A little distressed, something has happened to Herr Greed and there's nothing I can do for him.

[unknownrival]

He seemed relatively fine to me.

[glimmerous_fop]

Does he seem so, I haven't spoken to him since he dismissed me.

[unknownrival]

Well, today he was just making fun of me slash being friendly for being easy, talking to Kefka, and joking around at Diarmuid's expense.

[glimmerous_fop]

That sounds like him...so he's feeling better.

[unknownrival]

Yay.

[glimmerous_fop]

I imagine that it's not good news to you, but it is.

[unknownrival]

I don't like getting called easy.

[glimmerous_fop]

He called you easy? Must be that he doesn't know any better, you have yet to fall for my charms. I'll call you difficult if that helps.

[unknownrival]

Thank you. I truly do appreciate that.

[glimmerous_fop]

No need to thank me, I'm a generous man, Issei.

[unknownrival]

And yet I still do appreciate it.