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[unknownrival]

Today Father asked me why our emergency kit contains a semen sample.

Note to self: move that to somewhere less logical and more hidden.

My life is an H-game and I hate it.

Comments

Klavier needs to get his own 2 cents in here

[glimmerous_fop]

Keeping it for posterity? They have banks just for that kind of thing...because...you know...smut juice expires after a little while. A very little while.

[unknownrival]

Smut juice.

[glimmerous_fop]

Hm...yeah...it has the grocery store kind of feel to it if you say it that way...and since we're talking about preserving and expiration here 'smut juice' is a pretty good word for it.

[unknownrival]

I'm not going to impregnate anyone with it, I just need the mana for emergencies.

[glimmerous_fop]

Mana?

[unknownrival]

Magical energy is contained in body fluids.

[glimmerous_fop]

In any kind of body fluids?

[unknownrival]

Blood is second-best.

[glimmerous_fop]

So even if all the magical stuff that makes semen lively is effectively waste now, it's still good because it's body fluid?

[unknownrival]

I'm not sure. I've never had an emergency before.

[glimmerous_fop]

You might want to figure it out before you have an emergency. How comfortable is your boyfriend with your semen?

[unknownrival]

Have I mentioned that I hate my life and my world and my world's rules for magic because they make that a legitimate question to ask?

[glimmerous_fop]

I think it's a legitimate question to ask in any world, it's a personal one...but I think in your case it's probably more important if you're thinking about using your ejaculation like spare batteries.

[unknownrival]

I hate this conversation.

[glimmerous_fop]

But even if you hate it it's making you think right?

[unknownrival]

Right...

[glimmerous_fop]

About things you might not have thought about...and if you really were in a pinch you'd be in a lot of trouble if old smut juice didn't work.

[unknownrival]

I'll preserve it better.

[glimmerous_fop]

Eheh...well before you start talking about preservation which is more complicated than mini freezers you might want to try it out first.

[unknownrival]

Got it.

[glimmerous_fop]

And that brings us back to...how does your boyfriend feel about your semen?

[unknownrival]

...He hasn't complained.

[glimmerous_fop]

Good! Go experiment!

[unknownrival]

Okay.

[glimmerous_fop]

What? There's nothing wrong if it's lover's experimenting and if he doesn't have a problem with your goods it's even better.