[Failed lock to Haruto]

[unknownrival]

Haruto. H-how do we feel about threesomes and foursomes?

I love you dearly and no one else can replace you, but I have a line of people waiting to sleep with me, amd I want you to enjoy yourself too.

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[screwloose]

Nothing, apparently. But just so you know, I'm more than happy to have group sex with you so long as you understand that I generally begin sexual relationships in the same way.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

I had absolutely nothing to do with his.

[screwloose]

Why do you try to lie to me, William? Especially when it's pathetically obvious.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Because I like pretending that I might be able to fool you this time and not have to have a conversation about it.

Um. Please don't murder Issei, I love you?

[screwloose]

I'm not going to murder Issei. Why are you even discussing this with him? Isn't he a little young for you, jokes about paedophilia aside?

Not to mention innocent.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

I don't know. He started it. He asked if we were going to start sleeping together and I got confused. And he has a hell of an imagination. And he's 19 so it's legal but I did point out how creepy it was.

You don't know how this conversation started; if he's "innocent" I'm Wesker's aunt's teapot.

[screwloose]

Why would he ask you if you were going to start sleeping together? I thought you took him to a gay bar so he could pick up other men.

That boy is obviously screwed up, and you need to stop encouraging him before I decide that his castration would make the multiverse safer for everyone.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Apparently it's disturbingly easy for him to visualize. And I didn't take him to a gay bar to pick up anyone! He has a boyfriend, remember? I was just trying to teach him how to flirt with people, I swear!

I'm not encouraging him, and you honestly think that Issei of all people is a threat? He's a monk.

[screwloose]

Well, I don't think you succeeded. He's way too direct.

I don't want to fight with you like 6-year-olds. Stop fawning over everyone who shows you a tiny bit of affection and remember who you are. He may not a threat, but he's obviously forgotten all about his vows of celibacy.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

I'll keep that in mind for lesson two.

You already know I can't promise to stop. It's just part of my nature.

[screwloose]

I know.

[Action]

[He appears in the doorway] Fine. Fine. You know what? You can do it if you want. Wesker, Adachi, Issei, it's all fine. Just let me be there, please. And don't hide it from me.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

[Sigh] I was never planning on hiding anything from you in the first place. Remember the part where I'm not a complete asshole? And you saying something something is 'fine' doesn't mean you're okay with it. I'm not going to do anything with any of them.

[screwloose]

[He sits on the arm of Birkin's chair and wraps his arms around him]

I'm okay with it if I know you don't need to hide it from me.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

I don't need to. But that's partially because Issei would never do anything without Haruto's go-ahead, Wesker's... Decidedly not interested, and the last thing I need is to give Adachi another reason to call me a whore.

[Birkin leans against his chest] Besides, I'm not the sort of person who throws salt in people's wounds.

[screwloose]

[Sighs and rests his chin on Birkin's head] So mainly the reason why you don't need to is because they aren't available. That's why I'm saying it's okay. Because sooner or later, it'll happen. And I just...want to know that I'll know about it when it does. That you won't hide it because you're afraid I'll hurt someone, or you.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Oh stop it. [He shoots Stein a look before realizing that's possibly not the best way to go about this]

Look, I know you're new to this whole 'love' concept so let me try and explain: You are, truthfully, the only person I want. It's not going to happen, okay?

[screwloose]

[Softly:] People cheat on people they love all the time. [His fingers tighten in Birkin's coat] I'm trying to be reasonable about this.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

He's not fawning over me, I don't have vows of celibacy in the first place, and you'll have to kill me to get me to stop being friends with him.

[screwloose]

Don't. You have no idea what you're dealing with.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't care if you're ten times, a hundred times more powerful than I am. He's my friend and you will not get me to abandon him while I yet breathe.

[screwloose]

When did I say I wanted you to stop being friends with him? I don't want that.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"Stop fawning over everyone who shows you a tiny bit of affection and remember who you are." That's how you view our friendship.

[screwloose]

No, that's how I view his willingness to fuck you.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Hmmph. It doesn't matter what you said - I'll defend our friendship to the death if necessary.

[screwloose]

I have no problem with him being friends with you, Issei. You have the most annoying habit of putting words in my mouth.